dolphipegacorn

A mythical creature combining the gayest attributes of a dolphin, a pegasus, and a unicorn. Unlike a griffin the Dolphipegacorn is not at all ferocious and is easy prey to it's many predators due to it's catamite nature. The horn is sometimes depicted as a lopsided strap on dildo due to it's off center position next to the blow hole and oddly arranged facial fur.
Other-an amalgamation of gay traits from numerous origins.
implicitly used in reference to children of gay couples.

Debra:did you hear that Richard Simmons, Elton John, and Rosey o'donnell are having a child together?

Matt:wow, that's one large Dolphipegacorn

by Joseph John Renee' April 13, 2008

Dumphuk

Reserved for only the elite morons; typically applied to the majority of politicians and bureaucrats

Federal Reserve leadership has passed from one dumphuk to the next.

by Amazed every day August 6, 2009

dulchinosed

If you have a very large meeting that is critical for technical expertise from a key individual - minimum of $400m of potential business; and the key technical resource decides to not show up nor tell anyone...and flys to Europe.

We got totally dulchinosed on the last deal with our big customer.

Man - everything was going well until we got totally dulchinosed in Silicon Valley

by ebcum November 30, 2016

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

Blind-Dolphin

Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.

I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.

by ~MH~ February 4, 2009

Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010