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douchebaggery

Let's break this down. a douchebag is a jackass. an a hole. a loser. a bastard. you get it, no?
"Oh man, Brian's such a jerk, he's very proficient in the subject of douchebaggery"
by Amanda November 1, 2004
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douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng
John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.
by beeta808 May 10, 2011
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Douchebaggery

Being surrounded by people who are currently acting like douche bags.
While I was downtown I whitnessed rampant douchebaggery among the stupid kids wandering around.
by Elly Rox August 25, 2005
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Stereotypical Douchebaggery

Someone Who responds to a question or asked of his opinion and responds with a typical response that does not reflect on how he feels or thinks
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Tony needs some serious advice and asks Bob a serious question about a confrontation with his girlfriend.
Bob observes some rather intimidating figures possibly listening in and responds with "I'd smack that bitch back into her place"

Bob has become a victim of Stereotypical Douchebaggery
by 1Sparticus1 June 14, 2010
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Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.
"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."
by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 6, 2006
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douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.
I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
by punster October 25, 2010
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blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.
Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
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