Douche Bag

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the

Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her

Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 5, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

Douche Bag

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.

by toypit April 18, 2022

Douche Bag

Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.

Damn that guy he is a douche bag girls only like him because of his money.

by hASULFKDJS:ghxf September 18, 2018

Douche Bag

The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.

Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.

by B2daG December 23, 2010