Definitions by Wise-man-errr

douche bag 

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

douche bag by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009