douche bag

Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.

Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.

by Anthony Stabile October 24, 2007

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 09, 2003

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

douche bag

a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.

kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida

by lilrob March 18, 2006

douche bag

Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.

by lenswipe April 13, 2008

douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

by mr douche himself Jaron September 09, 2009

douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 13, 2009