Person, usually female and/or gay, who stands at the door of a nightclub next to the bouncers and decides who's beautiful enough to get in.
Unless you look like a model or you're a celebrity with his posse, the door bitch will never let you into the club.
by urbanyte January 01, 2005
When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.
Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!
by MBL December 04, 2007
Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.
Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.
by Analingus June 22, 2017
The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.
*Lady walks in through door*
Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me
Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me
by DE1337ME December 06, 2009
by Double Z September 30, 2021
When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.
Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'
by Ironpig94 August 23, 2011
by leadthrower August 29, 2006