A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
by Summertimefun August 3, 2009
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by alegg March 6, 2014
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Is often mistaken for cute, but is actually just quiet, and a mumbler. Hair that covers his tiny Asian eyes.
by Tiktoktiptop March 7, 2018
Get the Dongkyu mug.In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.
I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.
by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019
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by miracle_01 November 20, 2021
Get the Donika mug.Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
by nubman September 19, 2008
Get the douche donkey mug.When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
by StupidPeanut April 21, 2010
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