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Diva Roach 

A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.

etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.

Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
Diva Roach by MAV28 April 23, 2014
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A website for girls (and few guys) to have fun and dress-up their diva-dolls. A site showing everyone that anyone can be successful in computer mechanics and be stylish at the same time.
Diva Chix by kittyette1 September 4, 2010
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Diva Invitation 

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama
Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.
Diva Invitation by MikeGO November 8, 2007

Diva Chimp 

1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms

2. A person who kills the fun.

Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.
Diva Chimp by dcp2010 June 6, 2010

Diva Number One 

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
Diva Number One by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011

Diva Wrangler 

A male who goes to predominantly female events (i.e., dance class) with the hidden intention to meet females.
Amy: "OMGawwshhh.... Josh Lam is in our Pop Diva dance class!"

Ebony: "I KNOW... He's such a swaggy Diva Wrangler."

diva bitch

the term given to someone with a selfish or self absorbed attitude. Be careful a diva bitch is almost always associated with an actual bitch. this is not the case. the diva bitch is a rare girl with lots of "me me me me" complex. the diva bitch is some what good looking girl or thinks she is. overall, beware the diva bitch.
My friend is a diva bitch she thinks shes the rosalined of every theatre production.
diva bitch by bigtone209 October 14, 2011