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diarrheaphragm

A dam inserted into one's large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. The damn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.

The diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.

The diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. This is because of the massive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes "pup" through various exits of the body. "Diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go."
Good thing I have my diarrheaphragm, otherwise my wedding would have been ruined if I accidentally diarrheaed.
by David Lieber Mintz January 10, 2011
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Diarrhea sundae

it is when you stick your dick in a girls butt hole and then she performs diarrhea while the dick is inside her. This cause a warm feeling. Take the dick out and stick it in the pussy and as she moans before she shits again stickit back in the butt hole to perform diarrhea again. when its all done with her shit all over your dick and your ready to explode stick it in her mouth and performs diarrhea sundae.
girl: babe can i get some diarrhea sundea from you.
guy: sure but lets go before you explode.
girl: give me some of that diarrhea sundae!!!
by LoadedMoneyman1 February 14, 2012
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Diarrhea

When your ass turns into Mt. St. Helens and spews molten rock and lava from your asshole. Depending on what you ate beforehand, the pain endured can range from a mild annoyance to the equivalent of a soldering iron shoved deep into your rectum.
(Person 1 hears violent screaming emitting from the bathroom door)
Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there?
Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier.
Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l
by DeviousPancake November 30, 2010
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diarrhea

when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter

when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy

when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly

when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass

when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float

when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall

when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone

when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst

when you're on second base and your pants are out of place

when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd

when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam

It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea

This project is totally diarrhea up the nose

This soup tastes like diarrhea
by Rayrayrainbow March 27, 2009
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diarrheality

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality
All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.
by fartylicious November 16, 2009
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Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011
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Diarracha

The diarrhea-like burning shit resulting from the abuse of Sriracha sauce.
I knew I'd regret pouring all that Sriracha on my Pad Thai. This diarracha is killing me!
by RustyFudge December 13, 2012
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