When a women uses some unbelievable explanation as to why she got her man pregnant in order to get him to settle down with her.
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"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"
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by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008
Get the dickwarmer mug.Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.
Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?
Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?
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Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
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Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
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by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005
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**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.
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Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment
Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
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