Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018

Dickture

When you send someone a picture of your dick

I sent a bitch a dickture last night.

by John0227 January 14, 2019

Dicktraction

When someone is trying to forget about a legendary dick encounter by thirst trapping the closest, most convenient dick in sight. This dicktraction is by no means special but it serves to temporarily satisfy a fuck-girl/boy.

Camille needs a dicktraction from the mindblowing sex she had with Chris since he lives in another state.

by Linzer91 March 12, 2019

dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

Dickworm

The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.

I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.

by fiercealien August 2, 2019