dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.

Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.

by kenkenobi September 28, 2021

Dickasso

(n) When a man pulls out during sex to ejaculate onto the woman’s back, creating a masterpiece of cum on skin.

Francesco pulled out just in time to create a beautiful Dickasso on Rachael’s back.

by geturmombruh October 16, 2021

dickass

what you call a genuine fucking idiot, someone who cannot be called a retard for their stupidity, for retard isnt strong enough

man 1: yo thats kinda sussy
man 2: shut the genuine fuck up dickass

by king_dededemain December 18, 2021

Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips

Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.

by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022

Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

Dickasserd

Dickasserd is when you wake her up and DHD so good she'll fix breakfast and you can do whatever you want except all she wants is more and more

I can't make it tonight fellows I have had a major Dickasserd this morning

by Safbohc May 18, 2022