Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

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reccy dics

A shorthand term for 'rectal diclofenac': a suppository for insertion into the rectum which contains a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug, prescribed by doctors.

"Hey Dr. Baumgartner, what will you prescribe for Mrs Wiggins' chronic arthritis?"

"Well she doesn't like taking pills everyday, so I reckon some reccy dics will do the trick instead."

by ThesaurusRex111 October 16, 2023

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Stiko-lic-o-dic

A dickhead. The most annoying person of a group

You stiko-lic-o-dic! Go die in a fire!

by Maybewhy March 09, 2017

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dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock

are you ready for dry dic december?

by big man 22211155 November 02, 2022

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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey

1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"

by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010

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