deviney

A bitch

Stop acting like a deviney

by Anonymous 111222 August 4, 2019

Deviled Tomato Worshipper

A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.

(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)

"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"

"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"

by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023

suction device

A derogatory term for a female who engages in oral sex, or more commonly known as giving dome, all the time. She is proud of her status as an object whose sole purpose is sucking. Use the term wisely.

"Hey, Leah, give head to more guys...you suction device!"
"Shutup. I'm gonna go cry now." She then proceeds to do what suction devices do best to cheer herself up.

by Mikal Am August 29, 2007

Delivery-Device

n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.

Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.

by Pwny912 July 18, 2009

Chocolate Device

A solution made from various offensive materials. Commonly used materials would be fecal matter of different animals, rotted or molding produce, rancid dairy, garbage of all sorts, warm urine, etc. Materials should concentrate on disturbing the sense of smell although sight, feel and for the bold very few taste. Items used are not specific and many forms of the chocolate device can be made. The only requirement is it must be brown in color at end result. It is preferred to bury the finished solution in an air tight container so it may ferment a minimum of a months time. The chocolate device was created in 1991 by random events. Uses for chocolate device may contain but are not limited to tricking people into smelling it directly, leaving in a persons room or car, making traps so it may cover an individual etc.

Hey did you see when jimmy covered sally with that chocolate device!

yeah man she reeked for weeks!

by MR_FELIX April 10, 2011

layering device

A layering device is any garment used to create a layering effect in or around the main piece in the fit.

M: It's hot, so I took off my layering device.
P: That means you a bitch. You can't handle the device, cus it's to flame.

by Murke December 24, 2015

Mobile Device

A portable, handheld 'communication' device (also called a cell phone) - although it is rarely used to actually communicate.
Most commonly used for: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your carrkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for t
paying your bar tab, ordering UberEats delivery, summoning a Lyft ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay,Wish, etc....

Jones: "1 checked my mobile device, he's foty minutes late"
Jones' girl: "yeah, he's on Hammer Time.

Betty: "wya?"
Bill: "IDK - I better GPS datshit on my mobile device."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your mobile device?"
Girl 2: "no, hehehe. It's a selfie shot"
(Girl 3 jumps in and photo bombs)

by 2econdly August 9, 2020