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Directionator

The kind of person you want to hit with an axe. Pretty much.
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.
"OMG ZAYNE IS SMOKIN IM GON TWEET HIM TO STOP OMFGZZZ Y DIDN'T ANYONE THUNK OF DAT?!?!"

" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"

"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"

"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"

"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"

and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.

LH2BH BITCHES
by liamsbabeh October 6, 2012
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erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.
I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!
by SkaWtT July 19, 2014
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derection

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009
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DERECTION

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011
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Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.
I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.
by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009
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Defeation

After a war or battle when the person who is defeated falls into a depression
After Germany lost in World War One the country suffered from defeation.
by Jonny boychuck March 18, 2018
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