#DEAD

A post on twitter so wack, worthless, and possibly senseless that leaves you wondering if the author ever went to school.

@123XYZ: Education is for the weak

@ABC: #Dead....get a life bozo!

by Maestrodamuz June 9, 2011

dead a

No ass

"Look at that white chick, she has no ass."
"So she is dead a dead of ass?"

by Xxxxxx69PussySlaya69Xxxxxxx April 10, 2017

dead

A word a lot of my black friends use in between almost every word. Kind of like the way white ppl say "like"

Nikki : Yo what happ. at the park??
Reesy : Dem niggas dead jumped all dem cause dey dead was talkinn shit and dey dead gawt jumped for dhat. Dead ass. And dey dead desrved it too.

by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009

dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside

"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.

by moonlight101345 September 7, 2017

Deaded

Dead mean that u made me laugh or u said something funny

Omg that’s to Funny u deaded me

by Drop lip November 21, 2018