#DEAD

A post on twitter so wack, worthless, and possibly senseless that leaves you wondering if the author ever went to school.
@123XYZ: Education is for the weak

@ABC: #Dead....get a life bozo!
by Maestrodamuz May 16, 2011
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"Look at that white chick, she has no ass."
"So she is dead a dead of ass?"
by Xxxxxx69PussySlaya69Xxxxxxx April 10, 2017
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A word a lot of my black friends use in between almost every word. Kind of like the way white ppl say "like"
Nikki : Yo what happ. at the park??
Reesy : Dem niggas dead jumped all dem cause dey dead was talkinn shit and dey dead gawt jumped for dhat. Dead ass. And dey dead desrved it too.
by YaGirlResaa August 01, 2009
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Hey man let's go get dead tonight

You were straight dead last night
by askilll January 01, 2010
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an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.
"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."
by harricane February 27, 2015
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you know, what all the Jews did.
by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017
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1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
by SongGirl August 29, 2013
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