Daytona 500

The Greatest Race Ever. Period.

The Daytona 500 is the Superbowl of Nascar

by Draughn September 3, 2006

daft dimbo

When one is in a deep sleep due to being poisoned, the caretaker must call all idiots trying to help a daft dimbo.

Mark: Ayo why is Jennifer asleep?
Anton: I think she's drunk as fuck
Mark: Lets have some fun shall we?
Luke: STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU DAFT DIMBOS
Anton: Thou shall not take advantage.

by Hilsnigga January 19, 2014

Dayton Flyer

The act of having sex with a female on the top bunk, and then once finished the male partner pushes the girl of the top bunk causing her to go "flying."

Roommate #1: "Yo, what was that loud thud last night?"

Roommate #2: "Oh, that was me finishing with a Dayton Flyer after pounding this chick."

by Brostuff October 13, 2010

Daytona 500

Huge crashes, top stars, tons of money, and speed.

"Dude, I want to see some destruction with money everywhere"
"Watch the Daytona 500"

by Spoti May 22, 2012

Daftodill

A pretty but dumb individual. A person who makes up in cuteness what they lack in actual substance. A slightly less evil version of the valley girl.

Those daftodills sure didn't know what to do once they landed on Mars. What a bunch of daftodills.

by eraera April 30, 2008

daythread

A forum thread made for each day of the week, where you discuss what you'll be doing and what you've done so far. Kinda like Twitter, but more formal. Traditionally only lasts for one day due to new daythread being created. Tolerated form of spam and inflated postcounts.

Poster 1: (starts new topic) "Welp, it's 12:01AM in London, so daythread is go."
Poster 2: "Refrigerator is making noises. Doesn't sound good."
Poster 3: "I have the worst hangover."
Poster 4: "+1"

etc, etc

by germanboy66 September 16, 2011

dafthole

Someone who is stupid or idiotic

He is such a dafthole

by LeeJayVee December 29, 2015