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Dankshire

Derived from the work "dank". A word used to describe something of excessive dankness, usually referring to a location that is really awesome thus explaining the "Shire" ending.
Matt: "bro, have you eaten at that new restaurant on 4th ave?"

Tom: "yea dog, it was the dankshire"
by Vanilla Weis November 6, 2010
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danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.
"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."
by TRAPDD November 29, 2013
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Danish Swearwords

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords
by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018
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Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.
"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"
by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018
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Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.
"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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danish chum-bucket

The act of vomiting into your lover's mouth mid-coitus. Also known as 'grolsching.'
Do you remember Kelly? I totally gave that bitch a Danish chum-bucket last night!
by Paht December 9, 2008
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danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.
While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.
by Bonkj October 10, 2013
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