A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.
Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"
Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"
Tina - "yep"
Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"
Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"
Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"
Tina - "yep"
Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"
Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair
by Gazzo5 August 17, 2008
When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.
Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
by angrymidget January 28, 2011
The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.
by Occasus April 02, 2006
are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...
(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'
by gameover November 02, 2007
The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).
Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:
a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie
Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:
a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie
by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008
Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?
Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!
Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!
by brawlsack November 20, 2010