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Edward Cullen

The result of what happens when voldemort kills Cedric and he changes into a fairy that sparkles. Harry should be worried.

He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.

He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.

He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.

Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen!
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
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Cullenism

A "religion" formed by teenage girls which may as well be scientology.
The religion is based on "Twilight" by Stephany Meyer, which is pretty much they're bible or, "Holy Book."

It's pretty much a bunch of girls obssessed with the main character Edward Cullen (hence CULLENism) who think Christianity is too mainstream...
Janit: What religion are you?
Kate: Cullenism.
Janit: *leaves*
by ClaireHayWay March 11, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A character from the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer.

He is viewed by many readers as extremely sexy and most girls think he would make the perfect boy friend. He is loving, always want to do what is best for his love (Bella Swan), and is polite and level-headed.
He has messy copper hair and his eyes used to be green (!). Now, they change colour depending on how hungry he is, but they go from shades of brown to black, rather than being red beause he's a GOOD vampire. He would never feast on human blood, only animals.

In truth, he is overly protective and a complete creeper. He started watching Bella sleep at night before they even knew each other and stalked her into Port Angeles when they had only had a couple (very awkward) conversations.
He never leaves Bella alone and is an arsehat to her friends because they have crushes on her. (side note-every boy in the series has a crush on Bella because she's amazing like that).
Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are all better than Edward Cullen in every way.


So is Jacob.
by WhoNamesAPigAlgie December 16, 2008
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Alice Cullen

A character in the Twilight series. The series is written by Stephenie Meyer and has four books. (Twlilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn) As of today, Twilight has been released on DVD, and is available for purchase on iTunes, and New Moon is available for pre-order on iTunes. Eclipse will hit theatres June 30th, 2010. Alice Cullen is one of the adopted children of Carlisle and Esme Cullen. Alice's mate is Jasper Cullen, also known as Jasper Hale. Alice's vampire power is to see the future. Alice becomes fast friends with Bella Swan, Edward's mate. In the movies, Alice Cullen is played by Ashley Greene.
The character of Alice Cullen is from the Twilight Series
by thisamazinglifenow February 6, 2010
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obsessive cullen disorder

obsessive cullen disorder you get from watch , reading or talking about twilight or the cullens its so nice to have ocd
obsessive cullen disorder may make scream for the cullens or twilight related thing such as edward cullen .
by loggybat June 1, 2009
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celly

One of the greatest rewards when someone scores a goal in hockey. It can be a short celly, or a group celly in which the whole team joins in. In most bender leagues, a goal scored may not count unless you celly. Bigger games mean bigger cellys.
Coach just about shit his pants when Jimmy cellyed last night after he scored!
by bardowndangles1111 May 2, 2011
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cugly

Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."
Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.
by Luigi August 15, 2004
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