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“Cats and cucumbers”

Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!
by Balletmouse May 28, 2018
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cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.
Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
by looksatme November 22, 2018
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Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)
P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
by god of cinder March 7, 2023
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Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.
gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!
by S&P23 December 14, 2016
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Hollow Cucumber

A fun party game to be played by boys. 2 - 20+ people can play.
1. A large cucumber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. The boys must all begin to masterbate at the same time.
3. When near orgasm/ejeculation, the boy must ejaculate into the cucumber so the semen is stored.
4. The game ends when all but one have ejaculated. They are the loser.
5. The loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cucumber into his anus.
6. After it is inside it must be tipped up so the semen can pour out of it and into his cucumber-surrounded rectum. (An angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. The game ends when all the semen has been emptied into the anus or after 5 minutes have past.
Person 1: "We have 30 minutes to kill, any quick games we could play?"
Person 2: "How about 'Hollow cucumber'?"
Person 1: "What a brilliant idea! I love that game!"
by Glby January 13, 2014
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Caramel Cucumber

A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
"Did you ever play Rob in Caramel Cucumber?"

"Yeah, and i can still feel it."
by Callused Feet October 13, 2009
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purple cucumber

When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color
Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night
by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016
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