Crusty Muffin

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

by The PGP January 19, 2010

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty

"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"

by RawR425 March 23, 2017

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 14, 2016

Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx February 15, 2012

Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards

"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"

by Josh Rogers January 12, 2007