Definitions by LongDongShlong69

Crusty Pretzel 

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

Crusty Pretzel by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022