The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.
by EJean June 17, 2019
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Get the Crunchy nut mug.A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018
Get the Crunchy Taco mug.A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 30, 2023
Get the crunchy dream mug.So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him
by The_Dufe July 9, 2023
Get the Lucky Crunchy mug.when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low
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Get the a crunchy bean mug.“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”
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