cracking

trying to crack. trying to make jokes

Me:yo fat brain ass
You:oh u cracking?

by Sr.G Oh May 11, 2006

Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.

Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.

Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.

by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010

Chocking

choking on cock, gagging on a cock

Stop chocking, suck it right, no don't gag, suck.

by Kastrate February 14, 2009