Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.
by The Baddest Bitch Alive. May 01, 2021
"dude check out them crispy J's"
by michen98 December 19, 2013
The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
by 6charlienew October 02, 2021
by Crispy asian February 19, 2018
by Mr. 505 June 22, 2016
I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
by Lance Mayion August 16, 2017