Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017

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Crispy Chuleta

The best; the most amazing; when something is so good, it's Crispy Chuleta.

Hey, that song was lit. It was crispy Chuleta.

by Mr. 505 June 21, 2016

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The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

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crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

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Crispy <3

Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.

Did you see crispy today?! he looking so fine. I'm just like.. Crispy <3

by The Baddest Bitch Alive. April 30, 2021

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