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Book Creeping 

Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.
That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.

I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies
Book Creeping by Notintoracism June 15, 2016

calendar creeping 

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.
Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
calendar creeping by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

zoom creeping 

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.
Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.
zoom creeping by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020

facebook creeping 

the act of looking through someone's facebook profile, pictures, info, etc. this is something we are all guilty of even though the majority of us won't admit it
So, I was facebook creeping and found this hilarious photo!

facebook creeping 

An act in which one looks at a friend's and/or stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity usually of the opposite sex. Also the act of getting random information from a person's Facebook profile by snoping around. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.
Farva: "Hey, did you hear John broke up with Rachel?

Josh: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping AGAIN Farva?"

Farva: "No, of course I wasn't! You do that, not me!"
A cross between a cretin and his creed.

A creedin is a person affected by startling bewilderment caused by believing with great enthusiasm in concepts, dogmas or assumptions based only on personal conviction or to the sole authority of those who have set out these concepts or assumptions, beyond the existence of any evidence for or against such ideas and especially beyond common sense.
The creedin is the quintessence of synthesis: when he speaks he says nothing.

Your brother is a creedin: he dumped logic to pursue imagination. From this union faith was born.

If you seek an afterlife because this one is not enough, it means that you are a creedin.
Creedin by Agghiashanti April 16, 2014