Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.

Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...

by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.

Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash

by SkyCharger November 2, 2008

Fleet crash

when you have been totally stupid and left your fleet on your moon/planet. This is what you call "being owned"

An ogame term, but can be used in the the street if your just stupid enough to say the following.

"oh man you just got fleet crashed..", "i know.....*sigh* it was so flappy"

"dude, your fleets been owned !", "ah....yea....GOD DAM IT"

THIS quot was used by Dragon of uni21...when he was bored and couldnt think of anything else....

by Dragonu21 January 18, 2009

Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.

Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.

by J-Dub the paystub July 4, 2010

crash jazz

a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.

Charlie Parker's Celebrity intro is class crash jazz

by JanezJ January 17, 2009

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019

Crash mission

An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.

Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.

by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017