crapolsky

very bad, utterly worthless, complete rubbish or nonsense

The teacher said something that was completely wrong, it was crapolsky

by Caviar August 30, 2009

crapalanche

When the closet is too full - you open the door and everything falls out.

I'm afraid to open your closet - I might start a crapalanche!

by mashed50 September 3, 2010

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Crapoganda

The BS that a political campaign releases about their rival, either directly or indirectly through the media, or to prop themselves up for better mass appeal.

The President held a press conference to combat the growing concern about his secret cigarette usage. "That I am a closet smoker is pure crapoganda, spread by the GOP, to make me into some type of menthol addict."

by Wit4U November 4, 2011

crapoflauge

when something smells so bad that normally offensive odors are masked by the sheer overwhelming stank of it

Bro: That Mexican food I ate last night didn't sit well. I think I just shat myself.
Me: I didn't even notice 'cause that bum next to us is providing you crapoflauge.

by thekwan July 21, 2012

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

crayola queen

Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'

Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!

by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 14, 2013