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crapoflauge 

when something smells so bad that normally offensive odors are masked by the sheer overwhelming stank of it
Bro: That Mexican food I ate last night didn't sit well. I think I just shat myself.
Me: I didn't even notice 'cause that bum next to us is providing you crapoflauge.
crapoflauge by thekwan July 21, 2012
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Camoflauge 

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.
"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."
Camoflauge by S-A-V May 31, 2009

Camoflauge Slag 

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.
Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"
Camoflauge Slag by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

clamoflauge 

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).
Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.
clamoflauge by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016

camoflauge 

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<
camoflauge by Dave May 19, 2004

cramoflauge

an article of clothing that hides body fat by squishing it together.
Becky took off her cramoflauge and she looked like Jabba the Hutt
cramoflauge by sshhiidd May 9, 2019

camoflauge 

a color were you can't be seen. To blend in. A persons name.
My friend Camoflauge has a camoflauge truck, so the police can't see him ride threw the hood.
camoflauge by jesus November 16, 2003
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