Mountain State Cougar

An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".

"Hey, man who are you?"

"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"

"Hell, Fuck yeah!"

by Pablo Montoya December 12, 2006

Corsa

An awesome car. Known in England as a Vauxhall Corsa, and elsewhere as Opel Corsa, it is currently on its fifth generation (Corsa E). Small engined but popularly modified by wannabe boy racers, it looks awesome (apart from the first generation), drives pretty well, and is best in red. Get one of these in Sixth Form and there is no way anyone will have a better car than you (unless their a rich snob).

Look at that kid playing sick beats in his red Vauxhall Corsa

by LimiTeD 99 April 17, 2017

cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.

That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.

by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

cougarized

to become affected, spellbound, overly impressed by an older woman based on her appearance, credit and possible experience.

The boy at the bike shop was instantly giddy and cougarized when the 40 something MILF bought herself a new mountain bike without hesitation.

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011

cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot

-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"

by steven Darity February 1, 2008

Peanut N Corn Corsage

A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.

Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.

by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006