Counter Creeper

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.
Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 11, 2018
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Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .
Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.
by strangepursuit December 13, 2010
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Yellin counter

Usually in an apartment, the counter top for the kitchen that acts as a separation barrier for the living room and kitchen and can be yelled over.
Jim slapped both his hands on the yellin counter and said, “HEY, STOP FUCKIN AROUND IN THERE IM TRYIN TO MAKE TWICE BAKED TATERS IN HERE”
by D8ve November 10, 2019
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Counter-Ratiology

The belief in refuting others ratio and ratioing them.
"Gandhi had counter ratio'D Lord Irwin and won India's independence"
This is a prime example of counter-ratiology
by Gandhilover445 November 16, 2021
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counter-culture

The bacteria that starts to grow in the kitchen when the dishes have not been done for several weeks. Predominant also in the form of specks on bowls or coffee mugs which have not been cleaned to certain standards.
We have named our counter-culture "Speckenstein" and we will train him to do our bidding, which will include washing the dishes.
by Cleanish-McGee March 30, 2007
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counter girl

The sexy girl who works at the counter, gives you free refills, and flirts with everything that comes her way
That counter girl's so awesome, she just gave me a free PBR.
by counter girl lover April 27, 2011
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counter strike

Pretty kick ass game, as long as you don't get too hooked up on it.
Be a PUB god. (one who does not take the game seriously, only plays for fun.)
Treat it like old school UT.
Person1: Hey dude, wanna play some CS?
Person2: Sure man, lemme just get "persons 3-6" and we'll chill.
by d00d3r May 09, 2003
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