corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

corelate

The essence of the verb "correlate".

Who added the second "r" to the word "corelate" to make it "correlate"?

Does anyone or anything benefit from that addition?
Was it best to do so?
I am certain the second "r" confuses and is unnecessary.

by but for May 28, 2018

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020

Corporate Baddie

a person who gives their best in the corporate world while putting themself first and showing up as their authentic self, all while serving looks.

“bitches might be afraid to leave an abusive corporate job but i’m not one of them bitches, i’m a corporate baddie. i rule this industry.”

by aaim6n August 12, 2023

Something Corporate

Something Corporate rock my socks.

"It's to dying in another's arms, and why I had to try it"

by TB March 4, 2005

anti-corporate

anyone against big business and their constant exploits to destroy all wholesome american society has left with propaganda, rigged government events, etc......most true punks are a part of this group, also metalheads

the corporations have taken over
we must overcome
we are many
and they are one
we must fight
or they will win
this means war
against their anti-american sins

by brad November 27, 2003

something corporate

Something corporate can touch anyones heart and has beautiful piano with Andrew McMahons gorgeous voice. They are so emo and that is what is so darn good about them. They can make anyone cry, they make me cry all the time. There is nothing better than an emo band with a gorgeous singer.

"The more honest i am with myself, the more people get it." - Andrew McMahon

by paige April 25, 2005