constitution talk

Laying down the law.

Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”

by AGhoody December 14, 2017

Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.

Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.

by Office Skivvy April 14, 2020

Conspiculate

It's a verb that many peapole think is a real word but is not.

You use it as a guestimation and a conspiracy in one word but means someting diffrent than those to. You know what I mean.

I can only Conspiculate that there is more to this story.

by Slim S April 27, 2020

Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

Conticore

Conticore is when one moment your really nice then the next moment your a grumpy git

Dang… she’s a bit conticore today isn’t she

by A red carpet September 30, 2021

Constipaculation

The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.

"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"

by The Insult Man October 17, 2021

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023