Continental

To have had sex with someone from all six inhabited continents (North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania). Each partner must have been born on the land mass in question to count towards the total.

If I can get my Oceania card punched while I'm in Melbourne, I'll have pulled off the lifetime Continental.

by Johnny Panic February 12, 2009

conmentary

Any sports commentary designed to be deceptive, promote the image of the team the commentator is supporting or exposes the delusional tendencies of commentators

Making somebody out to be the greatest bowler. And then he bowls a wide. Conmentary at its best.

by randomvoodoogirl March 21, 2011

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 13, 2015

continental drift

When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.

Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.

Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.

by thatguy105 November 1, 2010

continental United States

All of the United States that are on the same landmass. The lower 48 plus Alaska.

Free shipping within the continental United States.

by Nitron_F117 February 3, 2004

condissention

The act of deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner with the intend of creating workplace discord.

"This is Walter, he's a work in progress."

by OfficeSpaced July 18, 2004

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020