Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

condenscending

The act of making a woman wet through verbal degradation

Noun: condenscend

Dwight: I’m really good at condenscending
Jim: damn Angela must be really wet

by Jacking Rabbits June 28, 2022

contextipidus

Doing anything without context.

Emily is watering her garden in a contextipidus manner

by Villhelmromero September 7, 2022

Condensplain

Verb- The act of explaining something in the most condescending way possible

That guy over there was trying to condensplain making popcorn to me.

by Thermascout March 9, 2023

Condemnsplaining

When a person who has a correlation with an individual or group (no matter how loosely) that did something problematic or evil, is repeatedly asked by someone to “condemn” the problematic group with the purpose of placating the askers feelings rather than having a constructive dialogue about the subject matter.

Person B: “The situation in Gaza is terrible. I hope aid gets there soon to help the civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”

Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”

Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”

Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014