conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it

"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"

by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008

Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010

el candado

spanish for lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .

Juan se hace el candado todos los dias

by cocu sc January 11, 2009

Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 16, 2008

Conrad

gay

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol

by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021

Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.

Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.

by reliable_larry December 14, 2010

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 20, 2007