One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010
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1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.
2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.
2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
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Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP
Likes the atmosphere
Believes Quebec does not exist
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP
Likes the atmosphere
Believes Quebec does not exist
by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021
Get the Computedmoon707 mug.a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD
Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.
Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.
Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.
by ckwhy November 14, 2010
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