Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
Brad: Sounds comatastic.
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the calm way certain Soldiers, Airmen, Marines, or Sailors act under direct or indirect fire, combat conditions. More over the way they speak clearly on the radio calmly under fire.
TOC Roach: "wow I could really understand PVT Snuffy when he called up his 9-line, that guy is combat cool!"
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Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?
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The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.
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Me: Why the fuck is my internet so slow?
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
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Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.
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