The concept of Native peoples taking back their land and antiquities. This is pretty much in retaliation for all the things White people did to them.
"What the fuck? I went to sleep and came outside and there were a hundred fucking tipis everywhere!!"
"Reverse colonization, man. It's a real problem"
"Reverse colonization, man. It's a real problem"
by 1FalconPunch November 25, 2009
Get the reverse colonizationmug. Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!
by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011
Get the Scorched Colonmug. A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.
"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.
Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.
Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.
Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
Get the Colon Bookmug. by Marquis70 April 28, 2008
Get the Colon Magmamug. (Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
by TittySmack September 4, 2016
Get the Colon Colonisationmug. When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.
by c0l0n March 22, 2020
Get the colon(a)virusmug. A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
Get the Colonal Portalmug.