Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Colonel Autumn

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.

@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333

by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021

Colonel Lyon

The J.R.O.T.C instructor For the Bangor Battalion, (also known as the Ram Battalion) is an incredible role model, and Probably the best teacher in the school

Hey yo, is that Colonel Lyon

by JROTC CADET 6969/420 September 11, 2022

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Colonel Cheddar

Fill your partner's anus with Cheese Whiz to the point where the stomach begins to bulge, much like the hentai water inflation kink. As the cheese whiz begins to leak out of the anus, grab a cracker and enjoy a cheesy snack.

Damn, Sandra finally let me give her a Colonel Cheddar last night. It's always a great time as you get a tasty snack with the experience.

by Exhumed1 May 26, 2024

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022