cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

Cockshack

A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.

Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!

Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻

by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023

Cockpackage

the part of the body that you put in between two 2x4's when performing a nantucket

I have a gift to give you, it will be arriving in a cockpackage shortly.

by Mossified018 February 5, 2007

clockslack

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

by Derek Watts January 30, 2009

Cockmocker

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.

"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."

by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016

cocksocket

The cavity behind your penis, balls, and other cartilidge, flesh, and fat around your crotch.

Jesus Christ! My balls hurt! It's as if someone surgically moved them around in my cocksocket!

by ScottBeebiWan December 26, 2016

Cocksmoker

People who suck up to those senior to themselves in the workplace to receive promotions.

That Slimbo is a real cocksmoker. Runs to the big bosses and tells on people and next thing he is promoted to team leader.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017