Covid-roulette

When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.

I played covid-roulette last night and lost. Turned out the bitch had no teeth.

by The amazing Brando November 26, 2020

clonidine

Sedative drug that is prescribed in low doses for blood pressure problems and sleeping

I love clonidine

by Forsha February 20, 2021

COVID taste

When someone has zero taste in fashion, music, etc., referring to the loss of taste some people experience when infected with the COVID-19 virus.

Guy 1: man, that guy’s shoes are trash!
Guy 2: word, he got COVID taste

by agdx April 7, 2021

covidfefe

noun. A childlike, narcissistic, or clownish response to a serious or urgent situation.

He sacrificed his grandmother for the economic recovery. It was a total covidfefe.

by extasia April 6, 2020

Covid-Cuck

Similar to the traditional definition of: 'Cuckold' except instead of enjoying watching someone else have sex with your spouse, you enjoy watching the government fuck your neighbour in which you just ratted out for breaking 'lockdown' restrictions.

Yeah, I'm a real covid-cuck, I just ratted out my neighbour for having his grandma over, now he's facing a $850 fine; I'm very impressed with myself.

Ben is a real covid-cuck, he just called the cops on me for having my mom over for dinner.

I'm too scared to go outside; I'm nosey and bored, better covid-cuck my neighbour cause' I see that he has one more car in the driveway than he usually has, he must be breaking lockdown restrictions!

by War-Machine-Whiskey February 4, 2021

COVID-19 vaccine

The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone

I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?

Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.

by fencetape February 11, 2022

covid-19

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

by im the memelord April 23, 2020