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doodoo chompers

Noun: the definition of someone who has brown stains on the front of their two front teeth.
boy- Winona has such gross doodoo chompers.
girl- Yes. She should stop chomping doodoo.
by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007
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Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.
You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?
by G.Michaels June 16, 2010
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Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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chomp chomp

Is the sudden urge to chomp down on a beautiful girls neck or on her other body parts. Its a sensation that alters ones passion in a biting mode of hunger. It's wanting someone so bad that you want to just eat them up so it cause a Chomp Chomp reaction. Love bitten!
To sneak up behind Dawn Moeller.. (action)Chomp chomp!!..
by Notebook September 26, 2005
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Clampit

An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018
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Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.
The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.
by Connacht July 19, 2009
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Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.
Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.
by gimpmaster March 26, 2009
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