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Clearing the Canal

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).
Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.
by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009
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Clavin

1. noun: A 'know-it-all' who actually does know it all. They have a mind filled with trivia on almost every subject. This term comes from a character on 'Cheers', Cliff Clavin, played by John Ratzenberger.

2. verb: The act of injecting unnecessary, but true, facts into a conversation.
1. noun: "When it comes to knowing random facts, you are such a Clavin."

2. verb: "You don't have to Clavin everything I say."
by ObiMomKenobi13 May 3, 2013
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Pipe Cleaning

When a male masterbates till the point of ejaculation
"Dude, I have not watched porn for months, i've needed a good pipe cleaning"
by TaliT September 22, 2012
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cleaning

what you better be doing right now (if you're a woman).
get back to your cleaning before i assert my pimp hand, woman!
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Fling cleaning

when a bro cleans his room safely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night
Dude, I'm doing fling cleaning!!
by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015
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cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out
"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"
by MDOGG January 22, 2003
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Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.
After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.
by nappyd November 14, 2004
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