Claire Kim

The easiest way to lose a Boner, a dick sucking bitch. HOOOOOE!!!

Wow, we’re did my boner go? Oh it’s Claire Kim.

by Penissucker192 November 18, 2019

Chair God

Do not anger him, he will hit you with a chair!

User1: you suck!
Chair God: **throws burning chair**

by Someone on discord June 4, 2017

chair snipe

When you’re drunk and throw a chair at a party

Bro Jack White chair sniped that bitch so hard at the party last night.

by jackwhiteChairSniper November 21, 2017

Chair gang by god

Just some boys trying to sit in some chairs by god

Chair gang by god

by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019

Chairjob

A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.

"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."

by Achernar April 28, 2020

The rocking chair

When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.

*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.

Last night she gave me the rocking chair and her vag sucked the soul outta my cock.

by Rocker chair6969 July 9, 2016

Chairfart

Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.

*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.

by huntrguy May 28, 2009