Honda Civic 

A car that is very dependable and obtains great gas mileage. Invest approximately $2-3000 on a turbo kit and it will obliterate cars that cost 10x as much. Known for hurting feeling and the drivers usually carry a box of tissues for victims.

Wtf, how did that honda civic just beat me in my v8. I'll just tell everyone I wasn't flooring it.

Honda Civic by Just for fidel December 25, 2016

Honda Civic Si 

1. A make believe sports car designed to appeal to those who are too poor and broke ass to afford a European car, who are jerk-off's, and hope to make friends with other waterheads who think their Honda Civic Si's are cool.(Also Si owners are sometimes liberal cowards, but they mostly drive Subaru Foresters)

2. An insult, usually aimed at anyone who falls in the above category, but there can be special exceptions.

1. My Honda Civic Si is so cool lolz, I think I'm going to go park near a handicap spot and pick up some babes!

2. Wow! That fat kid with the man tits in my gym class runs as fast a Honda Civic Si.

Honda Civic Si by Your Mom Likes Dong November 1, 2008

Honda Civic 

Without a doubt the shittiest car known to man.

Lynyrd: Hey is that a Honda Civic?
Skynyrd: Yeah man.

Honda Civic by DearGodWhy April 9, 2017

Honda Civic Type R 

A front-wheel drive lightly modified version of the Honda Civic. Usually has 200hp, and absolutely shite around corners if you give it any performance modifications and no handling modifications. Favoured by ricers in the States and by skangers, skobes or Antos in Ireland.

DUBLIN
Random Anto: Jaysus bud did ya see me Honda Civic Type R it went fooken floyin down Sherdiff Stree.
A D4: OH MY GOD you're such a skobe.
SOMEWHERE IN USA
Randomer: Look at that piece of shit Honda Civic Type R it's such a ricer!

Honda Civic Type R by SkylineLover2k9 July 1, 2009

gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic 

Refers in reference to the sexual act of using one’s leinenkugel to lubricate the anus and inserting a Honda civic key sprinkled with the narcotic, cocaine, into said orpheus.

and she asked me if I was interested in gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic by shelton locksmith October 14, 2019

EK civic type r

one of the most common JDM cars in import racing mainly because it's cheap and runs like stink. sadly the type r has been steryotyped as the typical ricer car which sometimes is the case because they put cheap parts on it from wal-mart while most of the time true tuner JDM drivers look hard for good parts that are usuley somewhat expensive and have swapped drivetrains from fron wheel to rear wheel for better power output and bodykit helps aerodynamics and looks cool while ricers just buy cheap interchangible bodykits that dont do shit

ricer: i just g0t my new b0dykit f0r my vtec y0!
tuner: i just swapped the drivetrain on my EK civic type r coupe it was expensive but the extra power is worth it
muscle: nice
ricer: hey you wanna race bet i can beat you
tuner: sure
(ricer walks to car)
muscle:this will be too easy for you why'd you say yes
tuner: to teach him a lesson on proper modification

EK civic type r by oh hai there May 21, 2011

Invisible Civic 

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

Invisible Civic by jab4343 January 26, 2011