Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Chum

A jolly fellow who is your mate for life. A pal brought to you by fate who you will be best friends with for eternity.

“I was feeling really down until I met my chum”
“Oh cool, what is he like?”
“He’s my pal forever”

by Sweetcheex December 30, 2018

chams l3achia

Ya chams l3achia is the sun of the afternoon

Come help me just after chams l3achia

by Mo Abouothsm November 13, 2019

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021

chumalasi

a super cool, awesome, sexy, smart, funny, kind, caring person

Michal: damn hes such a chumalasi
Trevor: i know right!

by hermajestycheese May 10, 2023

chumalum

a very stinky, ugly, rude, dumb person

Michel: Grrr, James is such a chumalum!!
Trevor: yeah he makes me so mad!!

by hermajestycheese May 10, 2023

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011