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Chud Monkey

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!
by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008
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Chud Syndrome

A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.
Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008
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Chud

A Jewish person who gets mountain bikes stolen
Dude!! CHUD’s new full suspension Yeti got stolen last week!

WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!
by TitoLibowitz March 18, 2019
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chud dump

the puddle of human fluids which can result from anal intercourse.
"i dont want to wait till morning... clean that chud dump up and change the sheets."
by Sue Do Nymm October 8, 2011
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chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
by Jim Bob March 22, 2004
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Chud baby

A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.
by PapaT November 1, 2006
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chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.
by RoundElephant September 24, 2007
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