A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.
Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
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WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!
WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!
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is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
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1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
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