Conner

A sex-hungry maniac who's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his dick. Most likely a future sex offender.

You're acting like a real Conner, Anon

by Bingbongdingdong August 22, 2017

Conner

Has a fat peen

His peen is bigger than yours

Conner will put his peen the a octopuses pus

by Fat peen in ass December 17, 2018

heckin Chonker

1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy.
2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category.

3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.

person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me?
person 2: Not really, sorry bro
person 1: Why not?
person 2: You're a heckin chonker

by IonDust June 7, 2020

choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

Conner

Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3

That new kid, conner, is sooo sexy with his lip piercings!

by KittyCat<3 August 17, 2011

Connerism

A technique that involves a player in the game franchise Smash Bros. to stand aimlessly in a space where there is little or no activity, while other players battle in a differnt area of the stage. Often this technique os followed up with either long range attacks, collecting items for "cheap" purposes, or waiting for a smash ball to appear to be used (preferablly by Pitt).

1.- Dude you pulled a great conner just then. The way you don't fight and win is amazing.
2.- Aw the conor didn't work. lost. I forgot the connor stance only works 70% of the time.
3.- Conner to the max.
4.- The only thing comparable to pulling a conner are bitch tactics.
5. Connerism is a martial art. It is the equivalent of Tai Chi in Smash.
6. Conner is a genius. Connerism is the greatest discovery in videogames since Samus Arans sexual revelation.
7.- Conner Murphy is the greatest black American sine Fredrick Douglas.

by The Greek (AU) January 20, 2009

Connerie

(pop, fem.) French for :

1. Idiotic or silly statement.
2. A fuck-up.
3. Worthless piece of shit.

bushism = une connerie.

"... to put food on your children." Nice one !

fuck-up = une connerie

- Er ... Jude ... I think I made a connerie ...

- AAAAARGH !!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER !?

worthless piece of shit = une connerie

- (long sigh) So ... what did you buy yourself today ?
- Look, it's great : it's an electric coffee stirrer.
- Putain, t'as pas fini de claquer to blé pour des conneries ...

by Blues Buster January 22, 2010